Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had so much time To sit and think about myself And then there she was Like double cherry pie Yeah there she was Like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had too much caffeine And I was thinkin' 'bout myself And then there she was In double platform suede Yeah there she was Like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream Yeah mama this must be my dream

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked 'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream Chains and whips all to make me scream Lizards & snakes all in strange places They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere Are chock full of animals in underwear Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants All we need now is a couple thousand ants I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams" I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!" There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies A cute sexy lady, covered in mud Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks With all those square corners they couldn't be socks This stuff all around me is one kinky dream Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep." I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked 'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream Chains and whips all to make me scream Lizards & snakes all in strange places They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere Are chock full of animals in underwear Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants All we need now is a couple thousand ants I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams" I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!" There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies A cute sexy lady, covered in mud Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks With all those square corners they couldn't be socks This stuff all around me is one kinky dream Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep." I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked 'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream Chains and whips all to make me scream Lizards & snakes all in strange places They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere Are chock full of animals in underwear Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants All we need now is a couple thousand ants I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams" I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!" There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies A cute sexy lady, covered in mud Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks With all those square corners they couldn't be socks This stuff all around me is one kinky dream Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep." I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked 'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream Chains and whips all to make me scream Lizards & snakes all in strange places They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere Are chock full of animals in underwear Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants All we need now is a couple thousand ants I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams" I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!" There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies A cute sexy lady, covered in mud Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks With all those square corners they couldn't be socks This stuff all around me is one kinky dream Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep." I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

So there is a man on missenden road also known as the Missenden road bum. he usually hangs outside the paint shop near australia street or he is just down a bit, and boy does he smell. he has this massive dread lock looking think hanging from his beard and it comes out of his pants it is descraceful. but i love him and i gace him a soy mocha on sunday. you should of seen his yeloow peals shining rotten up at me. he then tried to shake my hand... BUT I RAN FOR MY LIFE For some reason I can edit Ted's blog. Isn't that strange? Love, James

radish to you. actors are hard to find in the scummy town of traps

so here is the first blog entry from director, Entrepreneur, actor you name it. this blog will basically lett you everything in the movie over time so i guess its more not a movie but i story or something? #1 Its a crap day for starts. ted looking after bucky for the first time as he recently got dropped of from the Horse protection society and is now living in a inner west terrance under the flight path with a 3m Squared backyard to gallop. ted is looking for co actors/actresses and crew and stuff for his movie. and people to make costumes and stuff. oh and we need a camera. perhaps one with nice smooth touches. im thinking that the first scene should open up with bucky licking lamb chowder from a plate?

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