big trip big trip uck. brisbane all ucky and tall minded covered in glass and smothered with juicy-less helpings of concrete. racing he stars and lost apparently, because I woke up and the shimmy glitter was a meek crust and my stomach came last in the olympic hurdle team. chinatown was abuzz with badly dressed scene religion and generally lost. including me and my brother, who is really quite the anti-thesis of yours truly. myriad harbour, yeah not all its cracked up to be. back in byron, went out last night to the rails for a little olfactory bruising, ala the forty four gallon drum perpetually burning in the beer slum. many cross-continental eyes wide shut delights gracing the shadows and slurping the venom all around me. I broke contact with a few, half in the need of pilfered nicotein and the other half hungy for something new. anything new. old? maybe. bought fancy icecream, the sort that would make the queen smile in decaying tooth delight. been absolutely destroying the silence with snowman's latest, a definate masterpiece. I get goosebumps just remembering some of the songs. heading back on the road in claudia, dearest of the dear saab 9000.. back to the west coast. sanity will once again removed on the border jaunt over the nullabor. sigh, what made me come this far? oh. my chicago bull's sneakers, so cheesy they are GOOD

So I have to drive off in a second from this sweet byron abode, so delicately placed in the jungle reserves with all the yuppies fawning around like minted bambis. It'll be good to be gone. AHAbut off tobrisbane, pick up the brother etc. Should be an interesting times. Wonder if any good bands are playing brizzy? hmm well all my faves come from there anyway. I hope I dont end up in the backpacker ghetto. I will end up in the backpacker ghetto. oh dear. heh, returning soon, nowwith less cash!

... #9996 : What> I went all this way and somehow mysteriously wiped out the previous 50'000 word essay I had planned on this esteemed companies rightful rule of the e-web musical facebook on dollar-cent chair roost!?? HA! This is so cute and clumsy I can't help but hop on with all the other jack kerowac try-hards, random mitigating bums and fellowminded sycophant teenagers that refuse to grow up even though the scales and the follicles are rather persistent reminders this is not so. NAME: Edward. REASON TO EXIST: I shit on people. Or something like that, I don't drive a porche, I don't fuck my swiss girlfriend on a guzzi couch. I don't even know what guzzi translates into, probably leather-bound-dry-performance-jacuzzi. I do run away, drop things on the slightest whim, transform into a doormat with polymorhphic haste when the situation requires it and bludgeon my guts ala cowbells filled with fermented milk vodka. and desecrate my ears listening to absolutely anything I find on elbo.ws(how they rid the dot coM!?) with tireless abandon. regardless of the header, or blugbuzzrelated. I AM in A BAND we just havent STARTED yet so THERE ok!? gimme time. or a scroll of reincarnation... y'know. just in case.

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